ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
no you cant smoke seaweed
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Drunk is not a location!
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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