The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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