So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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