He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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