i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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