we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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