he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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