I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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