So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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