like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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