i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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