All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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