im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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