dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
she told me i tasted like america
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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