I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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