Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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