your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I know her cup size but not her name....
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