so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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