Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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