You were right. It hurts to walk today.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Randomize
