How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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