I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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