I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
