69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
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