Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize