Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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