I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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