i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
