Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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