You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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