it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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