believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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