so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
and she was petting her beer can
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
