i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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