I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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