He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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