So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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