doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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