doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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