They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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