My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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