Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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