Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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