omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
