My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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