i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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