God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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