i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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