Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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