Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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