So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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