you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
