Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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