So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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